finding out your therapist is latina is like finding out your personal trainer is fat

People asking why the kids can't read. Their parents can't either!!!

Need a drink here rn

my new dream is to kill myself in front of you

When I’m listening to the Nixon tapes and he says something problematic

I would have shot and killed Elf in act one of the film

Imma jailbreak it and have the bih frying pork chops

My reaction to this information

….they got hit by a hurricane dude

we need to start firing, and we should begin w the mf named Burke.

The coach poaching drama I want this year is figuring out which middle school B team is going to poach our OC

Penalties and Oline health have gone unaddressed for the last 4 years. No more super seniors bailing us out. It’s time for answers.

I need Burke and Kurt on LinkedIn tomorrow

Hosting a resume workshop for UTSA assistant coaches tomorrow

UT ball and F1 Big day for whitexicans

Deion Sanders sold his soul to the devil ain’t no way

The tower has caught the rocket!!