World Dracula Day is May 26th. Everyone has a friend that's into Dracula or vampires. Well, this book is about Vlad "The Impaler" Dracula AND vampires. You'll be a legend for giving this as a gift. amazon.com/Backpacking-Dr…

One day to go.

A buddy of mine just coined the term "vapor job," referring to job openings that disappear for whatever reason between posting and interviewing. Having just been through a 2.5-year job hunt with plenty of vapor jobs, I think this term deserves mainstream use. #vaporjob

ICYMI, my genius goes unrecognized (again). I only self-promote and self-congratulate when I'm annoyed. I don't make the rules.

Is this thing still on? I have a book coming out soon, my first novel no less, so I guess I better revive this channel. (Or have the bots totally taken over?)

It's a good thing I only watch gymnastics once every four years. Every time someone steps outside a line or wobbles on a precarious apparatus, my sympathy panic goes supernova.

One of the most liberating parts about writing fiction for the first time is that I don't have to fact-check jack shit if I don't feel like it. Why didn't I try this 10 years ago?

My buddy asked AI to mock up a sample cover for my upcoming novel. It's unusable for so many reasons, but surprisingly not terrible? (That's not the title. AI invented it.)

One of the "joys" of a book-length project is that you can finish the book and also still be writing the book four months later.

The best one-liner from last night. The guy over Walz's left shoulder is absolutely dying.

Dear Tesla, I'm your CEO now. killingbatteries.com/dear-tesla-im-…