How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

What really haunts me is I'm really not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than me.

i love multifaceted women.. the ability to be unhinged when appropriate & well-spoken when necessary is top tier

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

Putting your phone on DND all the time shows you're not a reliable person.

teach your kids that all feelings are valid, but not all behaviors are acceptable 🤷🏾‍♀️

What a fkn day

Emma annoying ah. With all these advancements in technology & science. Not knowing her genetic history isn’t a valid excuse!

Inject Kennedy Ryan into my veins!

I'm passing the phone to a delusional person who spends their weekends at home, avoids meetups or social gatherings, does not reply to their messages, but expects someone to fall deeply in love with them. Yes, You!!!

Because it"s never about the price.

These Miu miu frames so cute! But idk if I wanna go back to spending hundreds on glasses

I AM NOT FUCKING LAZY. I am burnt out, overstimulated, and have been carrying emotional loads for YEARS that no one’s ever helped me hold.. I’M TIRED.

This is where I met some of the funniest people in my life

Me snuggled up on my couch with a blanket and a good book 🤝🏾

Pro Tip: As you graduate, avoid including your partner in your graduation pictures. You’re welcome! ❤️

NEED

Btw I'm not saving your 3rd phone number. Get your life together.

The Grand Lucayan is a never ending saga. When will my people be freed…

Yes