7-year-old: I need a new best friend. Me: What happened to your old best friend? 7: They didn't like Star Wars.

This girl is terrible at giving gifts. She regifted me my own lightsaber.

Happy new year! I'm finally back from hiatus! I hope everyone had a merry Christmas and has a happy new year.

I thought not. It's not a story Rian Johnsen would tell you. x.com/PrequelMemesBo…

Ayy, Gary The Stormtrooper up in here like x.com/MaceWindu_/sta…

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

When you let the past die but it came back to haunt you

See you around, kid.

I didn’t know there was this much salt in the whole galaxy

oh

I called Ben on the phone today. Yeah, I'm not calling him again. youtu.be/reHcNV7gKjc

Please RT! Hello! I just wanted to let you know, my cousin made a star wars fanfic and I am just honestly addicted. ;-) Feel free to check it out...I'm already hooked. fanfiction.net/s/12764809/1/L… (TLJ spoiler warning)

⚡️ “Leia's Special Collection Of Star Wars Memes” x.com/i/moments/9540…

When they ask you to sign their "Have Disney Strike Star Wars Episode VIII from the Official Canon" petition...

𝓘𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓬𝓾𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮, 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭. 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱 𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼. 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴.

Maul's a bitch. Focus on someone cool, like... MY MOTHER for example. (or me.) x.com/StupendousWave…