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leh0n

@leh0n

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calendar_today19-06-2009 23:35:16

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[at the groyper club] tate: time to lock in, we escaping the matrix tonight me: dude, the jews are gonna be like "oy vey" when they see us in da club! girl: heyy you seem statusmaxxed, lets go to the bathroom and do some coke [wakes up] darnit!

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I choose the command line over the GUI. I choose the leather bound first edition over the short form vertical video of an insipid femoid gyrating to primitive beats. I choose facts over feelings.

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When I was younger I thought that mogging meant having a compact midface ratio and hunter eyes, but now that I'm grown up I realize that the real moggers are the billionaire mgtow ivf-sperm-donation-maxxed pornosexuals.

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dude, like, her pussy was, like, an IDF sperm extraction machine man, that shit was like beeep beep brrzzzzzrrrtttt podcast cohost: fuck yeah man, that type of pussy mogs the other pussy types fo sho!

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Mogging rescinded due to inferior phenotype. Reminiscent of when Dostoevsky was about to be executed but received a last minute reprieve from Tsar Nicholas I.

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judge: *slams gavel* why did you shoot up the roblox embassy? defendant: it was an act of protest against the roblox occupied government, i did it for minecraft. lawyer: your honor my client is clearly insane. the goygorithm kept feeding him politics ragebait until he snapped.

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[in "urban" voice] yea i fuck wit ishowspeed, i fw rakai. matter uh fact i be makin it rain with dem gifted subs bruh, we ain't stingy out chea!