my cat had sex before i did 😔

( hands the reader a kitten )

( attempting to grab the attention of @rivalspath )

so ,,, beanburger . he , he uh . . he decided he was horny so now i'm stuck with his kids . how do i keep this from mum ?

NO PLEASE HOW DO I HIDE KITTENS ASH HELP ME IM BEGGING I'LL PAY YOU

<- is still struggling with the various kittens he's hiding

what's a " nessie " and why does every legend claim to have one ? -

HELLO?! Hello?! Please, God, I just want a black coffee!

⁂ i dont know when i followed you but ohmychrist thank you for reminding me undertale existed

kiss me in the paw patrol car seat <3

( head being held in his hands . ) ( he feels like shit . )

is - is his mother around ? he has something for her . .

d - doe - does anyone want to get a milkshake with me ? i - it's not a date ! the shop owners are starting t - to think i'm lonely and are trying to set me up with random people -

( falls from the sky )

hey - hey - i have sex too guys ha ha , so much sex , honestly , they call me the sex haver .