Can't wait to take a week off work this month and #goonvacation

she'll always be inspirational as the first woman in space but as a person she’s a piece of shit

20th rounds of sanctions on Russia.... Zero on Israel. Remarkable and unforgivable.

Haribo knows I have a deep, ancestral desire to eat whole glass cola bottles

Politiker können Apps nicht ansatzweise korrekt bedienen, wollen aber unser digitales Leben regulieren.

Dykes can do anything 🥰

everyone has heard of e girls but there is a whole alphabet worth of other girls aswell. for example b girls love honey and c girls have great vision

just got a customer that was mad he couIdn’t return a printer that he bought three years ago, doesn’t have with him, and doesn’t have the receipt for

everybody transgender, everything computer, everywhere casino

networken? ick will lieba net worken verstehste haha kennse gendern gendern frauen haha

to be a knight means to occasionally worry about being picked up by a giant magnet

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

knights hate when we use false maidens to lure them into an ambush and riddle them with poison crossbow bolts. if you can’t stand the toxicity, get out of the swamp, oathboy. this is our domain

forming a psionic memory link with the shy, bookish high elf wizard and getting your mind fucking one shot by 600 years of smut

Self determination is not up for negotiation unless you are transgender or the nation of Scotland

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🔒♻️ Leute streiten sich welcher streamer revolutionärer und linker ist es ist egal die sitzen alle vor dem PC und stinken

surprising move from the referee cat and dog playing chess