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BRB, eating Katie Hopkins

Well said, Mr Myers.

Rude.

Hannibal tricking Will

//I found a badger skull in the woods today...cleaned it up and the next step is to bleach it.

cheeseapeake ripper

//Yesterday I discovered that when you google “scarf dad Hannibal” you get this photo of me as Anthony Dimmond ogling @SummonRats’s Alana Bloom who is Not Impressed and that fact fills me with quiet joy.

//If you enjoy my fanfiction, you might enjoy my books. ;-)

Dr Hannibal Lecter (semi-hiatus) #LegoStags

//Random fandom person: Shut up old woman you’re gross writing about sex Me: The actors are literally my age, and also I’ve had more sex than you’ve had hot dinners RFP: EWWWW you’re a paedophile, go be a housewife you dried up crone

fandom history lesson a list of things that happened regularly -tv show hosts showing off fanart and fanfic and publicly making fun of it, sometimes forcing the ACTORS to join in -creators roasting fic/fanart at cons -media outlets writing articles that talk abt how dumb it is

//So-called fans not understanding the concept of “fan art” what the actual hell

//What a kind and patient way of saying: please, educate yourself about the purpose of fiction.

//I mean seriously who has time to go after queer fan artists when there is a white supremacist rapist as president. GET YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER CHILDREN

PERFECTION

What it’s like every single night of being married to Dr Hannibal Lecter (semi-hiatus). #LegoStags #Hannigram

//For anyone interested: please check out the hashtag #TinderDateAU to read the threads of story Dr Hannibal Lecter (semi-hiatus) and I are crafting together. It includes this exact “first date”, and plenty more! #Hannigram #Hannibal #Fannibals

I am literally a homicidal cannibal and I still have a Twitter account so suck on that, Mr Trump.