Natasha Romanoff (@legitmarvel) 's Twitter Profile
Natasha Romanoff

@legitmarvel

I put the 'arse' in arsenal.

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calendar_today07-05-2018 16:47:01

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me, in the cinema: I brought snacks! clint: ooooh! me, pulling pot noodles out: do you have boiling water? clint: of course I do! I'm not a fucking animal.

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they're called potato mashers but you can use them to mash whatever you want, literally nobody can stop me now. (everyone ran out of the base when they heard me say this)

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Clint: Hey grab some updog on your way back from the mission. Me: What's updog? Clint: Nothing much how 'bout you? Me: ... the fact that you're still fuckin married just perplexes me.

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Me: why are all clothes different colours but lint is a blueish grey colour? Fury: I meant questions about the job, Natasha.

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Just wait until I get my shit together and start going to the gym and start eating right and stop screaming at bees... those bitches got a big thing coming.

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Clint: wanna know what I hate?? Inside farts... you can't control them! Your guts just decide to have tourettes for a hot second Me: Clint: Me: