I appreciate this

I have very high standards, or I used to think i did until I saw steve walk smack into a door and I wanted that one.

maybe I should tweet about everyone in the tower. they say I'm a pretty good spy so vote who I should expose first HA HA

I just saw peter and his boyfriend ned, his name is ned, right? anyway

me, in the cinema: I brought snacks! clint: ooooh! me, pulling pot noodles out: do you have boiling water? clint: of course I do! I'm not a fucking animal.

7th picture is basically a random one taken during a mission, my favourite picture is that angry cat. It's my spirit animal.

I am the goddamn queen of taking things out of context in my favour.

Excuse my inactivity but this is my birth month and I'm treating myself like a queen rn

they're called potato mashers but you can use them to mash whatever you want, literally nobody can stop me now. (everyone ran out of the base when they heard me say this)

Hello, I am alive. It's been some time.

Clint: Hey grab some updog on your way back from the mission. Me: What's updog? Clint: Nothing much how 'bout you? Me: ... the fact that you're still fuckin married just perplexes me.

Me: why are all clothes different colours but lint is a blueish grey colour? Fury: I meant questions about the job, Natasha.

Just wait until I get my shit together and start going to the gym and start eating right and stop screaming at bees... those bitches got a big thing coming.

We shall hoe together

Fuck inquisitive thoughts Steve just walked past me and I almost slapped his ass hmm

apparently I did actually slap his ass, ignore first tweet

Clint: wanna know what I hate?? Inside farts... you can't control them! Your guts just decide to have tourettes for a hot second Me: Clint: Me: