ㅤㅤ “Yeah it's like ecstacy, When she's next to me. Can't seem to get her out of my head, And she knows it should be me in her bed." ~ ☕ COLLEGE!AU ☕ ~

Good morning, ratfucker! The mouse says hello!

Would it be clearer if I referred to them as a rat unfucker?

Silence, wench. I will not succumb to you and your ratfucking wiles.

You could do yourself a few favours with that and be a little nicer to me.

Yes. ☺️

Get out of here, little guy! Don't let her catch you!

Yeah, yeah. Like I'd believe that.

Oh, I know you wouldn't. It's just funnier this way.

Suspicious. 🐁

🥰🥰🥴🥴😳😳🥵🥵❓️ In short: awooga.

My favorite Pokémon is actually three mice in a trenchcoat.

Who am I squeaking with? Oh, sorry. Don't mind me. To 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 am I squeaking with?

Apple mouse on a winters day . Merry Christmouse everyone Hope you all have a Mousetastic time .

Cats like sushi, right? Maybe I'll set a pit trap.

Mhm. I'm just going to leave my sushi unattended, right here. I sure hope no one touches it while I'm gone!