"I ain't a 'cowboy' per say, I ain't got any cows. I'm more of a... Gentleman mercenary, well, so I've been told."

//To all new followers ignore the 'father' bit. McCree is just as much a sinner as the next guy, it's a joke thing

"Hey, I can be a gentleman when I care'ta be." That's a lie but hey, it works.

"Forgive me if I ain't sippin' tea and wearin' a top hat'n all that, that's more of your thing."

@Nonbinary_Pilot Ain't that a sin where you come from pardner?

@Nonbinary_Pilot ... They're called cookies pardner. I give my dog biscuits.

@flashbangbaby I thought you were Jesse

Just kinda...Flops into his chair and lights a cigar. "Heh, damn it's been busy today."

Those are cookies. x.com/Nonbinary_Pilo…

@Nonbinary_Pilot Look pardner I don't care what they call em over there in Camelot, they're cookies.

@flashbangbaby I thought you were Jesse McCree

@Nonbinary_Pilot Cactus fuckers? That's a new one.

Y'hear that folks? Apparently I'm a cactus fucker

Sounds like the McCrew needs some Jesus

Or maybe I need some sinnin' can't tell

Jesus Christ I'm surrounded by sinners

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH x.com/shimadanyanzo/…

//This is true x.com/woofcree/statu…

I just wanna spread the good word and honestly I'm feelin' so attacked right now

I still dunno how I pissed off Moon.