I guess I'm in film now. RT 🥷: #NowPlaying African Queen (feat. Legato) - Zakes Bantwini Zakes Bantwini x le Gato

So the new Capital One savor card commercials are everywhere and they are trying to convey fun, happy and connecting....all I can think of is all of the music they are using is by people who died by substance abuse....Whitney, Prince, MJ....so......#whatsupyournose

or try it at Legato Gelato ....im just a finger puppet cat who cant eat gelato..

yea...i don't use this much... but its still mine.... stop trying to reset my password.

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Im glad i could share in this success....

Dont go messin with my buttons!

Goals: be in a place financially where the predictive models used for direct mail campaigns stop seeing me as viable for "debt consolidation" mail.

Day 3 of my buy nothing from Amazon month. The UPS guy stopped by to check on me...i think my shopping problem was larger than I anticipated....

I think i have a astigmatatism....the wounds are close...but not quite right....

I feel like Marjorie Taylor Greene is like the person in college we all knew....the got into the same school as us...but everyone knows not to let here near the group project.

Fuck you Paramount+ both live tv and paid subscription for the tonys and you lied! Time to cancel

Waiter: *drops off water* "here you go sir." Me: "I think you misheard me. I'm participating in Dry GINuary...so any bombay or beefeater would be great. Thanks"

I'm not saying I'm evil...but I am going to start using the wordle word of the day in a sentence on my FB post every morning....

Nobody owns me! I am my own finger puppet....well i guess the person with their finger in me owns me....

Im being studied yall....

can I use someones eclipse glasses after the eclipse? I want to watch the news later and I'm sure they going to show it. #Eclipse2017

eclipse is here...did anyone get super powers? I now have the ability to see bright circles every where i look. #SolarEclipse2017 #levelup

yea.... it was staring at the eclipse that made me go blind....not that other way....only the eclipse...that was it...i swear. #Eclipse2017

All these people going blind from the eclipse...I went blind the old fashioned way, aggressive, relentless, masturbation. #Eclipse2017