I will never forget the day my mum slapped me at idumota market. I could swear i saw Angel Michael selling white lace materials.

Oh death, why did you have to take the wrong Mohammed? I thought it was supposed to be Mohammed Buhari.

Shut up fool..... Suffer in silence na x.com/brainwavzz/sta…

Been a long time i had a tweet fight. u know what bastard? I won't suffer precious time and energy with a low life. x.com/brainwavzz/sta…

Na wa for buhari o. Things are so hard nowadays they don't even serve food in the dream again. Abi them they serve for your own?

When people beg for follow back on Twitter and Instagram, makes me wonder.... Shey the follow back dey credit account ni?😕

If your mum doesn't add one more spoon after you say "that's enough", you're adopted.

Low key relationships are always the best. Nobody needs to know anything. #slayer 💯

Big boobs and pretty face is good Big ass and curvy shape is good Six packs and beard gang is good The question now is DO U HAVE SENSE?

Luis Vuitton umbrella for 93k 😥 . Does it cover shame? 😕😐. That's non of my business tho.

If you have a family that doesn't watch telemundo, zeeworld and all that drama, you have no idea what God has done for you.

Everything in NIGERIA is connection. To get admission, To get a job, and even to get a plate of rice in a wedding. 😢

You know it all..... Loud it x.com/UmehOMA/status…

What do we call a BOO that has a BAE? ...... EBUBE......

I really hate when a girl is dating a guy and still fucking another guy. Except am the other guy she's fucking 😒😕