Please. We need this

CDC now recommending clocking out for bathroom breaks

CDC now recommends rubbing some dirt on it and getting back out there champ

Don't Look Up barely registers as satire

So glad we elected the Democrats. Real helpful, so different.

I don't know what to do anymore

Ok what the fuck

Hardwood floor gaps are all lil and symmetrical and then BAM there's a big girthy, chody one

New show idea: Chief Keef chef. Stoners compete to become Chief Keefs personal chef through a series of challenges involving weed and food that should NOT be combined into a single dish (but must be)

I would pay $1 million to not be sick anymore. This blows donkey mucus

We need more Dort license plates in the gift shop

People just like, REALLY love Pearl Jam

I miss that god damn support beam

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The problem with wrenching on your bike is how aware it makes you of every other thing you need to fix on your bike

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