Wike police : Oga is talking and you’re talking. Naval officer:

"if Wike wants that soldier to be sacked, the soldier would be sacked and heaven will not fall." Because you think the Nigerian Navy is like the Amotekun abi Entraco in your village? 😂

🚨News 📰 Wizkid has broken the record for Africa's Best Selling Artist. He has surpassed Cheb Khaled 🇩🇿, who has sold 81 million units. He is the first African Artist to hit 20 billion audio on-demand streams. He is also Africa's Most Awarded Artist with 174 awards.

No lies 😂

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

Nigerians spend 364/365 days degrading and berating Ayra Starr and randomly remembers she “deserves her flowers” whenever someone else wins something if you guys don’t shut the fuck up. She doesn’t need your sympathy

There’s a special kind of rage that comes from knowing your life would be easier in a functioning country. Not richer, not luxurious. Just easier. And realizing that ease was stolen from you before you even had a choice.

If you know as Nigeria matter dey take pepper me for body ehn! Pour me water guy I wan craze

They lived. They served cunt. They died.

If Africa had nuclear weapons African leaders would have used them on their people!

"He knows where home is" before nko,where he wan see mumu like you again😂😂

We lost to 10 players againnnnn

Praise Or. Oyinkansola

You're always shaming people. You're too ugly (fugly) to be body-shaming people. The woman you're shaming is far more beautiful than you will ever be, no matter the wigs or makeup you wear. You look like a hippopotamus after all the packaging. F00lish girl.

Igbo Men: Are you single Me: No, I have a boyfriend? Igbo Men: (hisses) Tinyelum number gi here, idiro married, i ka di snatchable😭

You’re a b*tch

Make I det hear "Shadow Clone Jutsu" instead of "kage bunshin no jutsu". #WontBeThere

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

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