The election is going too slow and the Bachelorette is going too fast

Tell me why every text I send feels like a risky text

It’s cute how some people think they can drive in the left lane. We’re not out for a Sunday drive, kindly move to your right.

I feel attacked

I love that no one in Texas owns actual snow clothes. It’ll snow and you’ll see everyone outside in mismatched pajamas and a hoodie

when more vaccination appointments are added

😂😂😂

After the light turns green, what is the socially acceptable wait time before you can honk?

This Friday “I’ll make that Monday’s problem” attitude has gotta go

Waiting for my friend to hear if he got the job and the second hand stress is just...ugh

I know greg abbott’s A/C is not at 78 degrees right now

Some guy is still out there tryna get a job with my number on his resume and I’ve blocked so many calls and texts…dudes gotta check his contact info at some point, right??

How do you know you’re older than all you’re friends? When you’re the only one in the group older than Google

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”

I would love this

Living 2000 miles away from your best friend is just rude

I was playing Taboo with middle schoolers and this kid starts saying “it’s old. Old people used it” the word? iPod.

How do people my age afford all these vacations when I’m just trying to afford gas and Starbucks

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵