I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee - Joe DiMaggio I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankees Fan - ℂ@ℜℒ¡✞θ§ ￦@¥ New York Yankees #yankees #yankeesnation

No day but today... Attack in all directions!

The other day I.... no wait, that wasn't me

Three things that will always reveal themselves... The Sun, The Moon, & THE FUCKIN TRUTH 😈

This is why I live by My personal Advice. I'm never wrong about this shit. 😈

Being right all the time is a blessing and a curse 😈

I'm 99% sure you don't like me but I'm 100% sure I dont give a fuck 😈

You're either with me or against me.. either way, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE! 😈

I'm someone who hates everyone cause I loved someone too much once..... ONCE 😈

I can be a good friend, but an even worst enemy... you decide which one you'd prefer to have 😈

Heaven doesn't want me, & Hell's afraid I'm gonna take over 😈

I admit i'm a huge prick & asshole, so if you think there is good in everyone, then you obviously haven't met me 😈

It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" 😈

The nicer someone is to me, the farther away I place them from me 😈

I'm the best mistake you'll ever make 😈

You couldn't ignore me if you tried 😈

You follow me without clicking "FOLLOW" 😈

I am what I am, whats done is done 😈

Dont worry, despite my thousands & thousands of tweets, I'm actually a really nice guy 😈

MY FINAL TWEET TONIGHT; DID YOU KNOW? Niagara Falls can fill 4,000 bathtubs every second 🤔