New fact; slugs appear to rather like eating my cat's Dreamies biscuits!

This beautiful Barn Owl made me do an emergency stop on the A46. Absolutely stunning and he just sat there looking at me! 🥰

Ok, so my catty found my knitting 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️😺 I can't ever get angry with him though 🥰

What is it with fucking van drivers? Every single time they spot a gravel driveway, they just can't help but floor it and spin a load of stones up. Grow up, you fucking idiots. Sorry all, bad day, had to take it out on something 🤷🏼‍♂️

I just went out to get my takeaway (a rare treat) and some other shitbag has taken it!

Found myself a cute keyring in Dorset over the weekend 🥰

OMFG.......the thought of Angela Rayner becoming deputy Prime Minister makes me bilious. Please, no!

"What's that useless bit of smelly skin hanging off of a penis?" "Erm.......a man!"

Absolutely heartbroken. My beautiful boy cat died yesterday, he was only 11. My young cat, Margot, is also very withdrawn and sad 💔

I'd like to know why Elon Musk is poking his nose into UK affairs now? Bugger off and bother your own government.

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Tragic. Engineered, though, surely? google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.…

*sniggers* 😋

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This gorgeous little fella came to say "gimme peanuts" in the garden when I popped round to see my mum on Monday. What a treat 😍

My wonderful mum gave me these yesterday. I was astounded by the wonderful sentimentality and just wanted to share it with people 🥰

Oooooh you are awful!

There was absolutely no need to kill these. FFS. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…