Just doing my bit to waste everyone’s Twitter allowance.

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

What’s the ‘X’ term for Twitter on the shitter?

Hi guys I’d like to introduce you to my new rebrand I hope you love it

Once a month, I spend a whole day taking company logos, turning them into pngs, and uploading them to Google for others to use. Here's the background if anybody wants to do the same.

Why is it called breastfeeding and not did somebody say JustTeat

Mary Earps said fuck off por favor 😂

This hangover 🤢 last night was one of them nights with a slow motion montage youtu.be/l80mHMmJzr0?si…

Best Glasto so far: LCD Soundsystem, Confidence Man, LCD Soundsystem, Little Simz and finally LCD Soundsystem. More to follow.

Here are the countries that Xbox is currently down for:

This time 10 years ago I was probably meticulously crafting my #FollowFriday for tomorrow

Just watched Quiet Place Day One and good lord what a snoozefest. 1/5 golden iPods. Would not watch again.

How is this album nearly 10 years old ALREADY 🤯

All of our work computers are working fine, unfortunately.

The hardest thing about having a baby is taking baby wipes out of the packet without emptying the whole thing.

What happened in Southport today is horrific and anybody that does anything like that should be dropped into the sea immediately.

Just took baby to see Blueys Big Play at the Lowry and it was mint!