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How will I see the tweet about Liza Minnelli outliving Twitter if Twitter is no more? #RIPTwitter

Hell yeah. 😈

In girl world, Spotify Wrapped is the one day a year when a girl can flaunt her shit taste in music and no other girls can say anything else about it

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism”

The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is doxxing my pizza

Having an aging parent is mostly rough, but occasionally it causes wildly hilarious mistakes like this.

What level of gay is accidentally wearing matching pajamas?

My 4 yo niece put all the ornaments of herself next to each other, and refers to it as the “me section” of the tree. 😂😂😂

Mark Twain must be so proud of his daughter Shania.

Fun fact: none of the millions of felony crimes committed by unnamed bankers at Well Fargo over more than 10 years will be recorded as crimes by police or reported in the media as part of the property "crime rate." The media won't call where they live a "high crime neighborhood."

Drivers are being super chill during this LAX evacuation. 🫠🙃

I need to report an error The New York Times