some days my selfcare is just not killing myself

god made me beautiful as an apology for all the other stuff

Dating me is like having a migraine and boner at the same time

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

watching a movie on the tv and the phone simultaneously so when you feel the urge to look at your phone you find yourself still watching the movie

I’m like, 3 piercings and two tattoos behind

sorry but I refuse to calorie count, it’s just not african

It’s so hard to move in silence when my ass be clapping omg

“whose pussy is this” he’s right behind me isn’t he

slayyyter, the spoon was hot in that studio hunny!!!

(horniest I’ve ever been in my life): “so how does this video game work?”

me: tell me where you want to eat gf: *spitting blood* fuck you

God please double my suffering and give it to my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

Happy birthday, weed

Love a black woman from infinity to infinityyy 🎶 Painted by me ✨