What they mean is, they're going to re-write UK Law to Make any Criticism of Israel a life ruining offence, & make sure you're punished & made an example of, through a Jury-less Kangaroo court.

It's got a woman in it, hasn't it

Hey Nick, I know thinking things through is difficult for you, but these numbers aren't a reflection on our welfare system.

You never really know what the next text from yer missus is going to be

Please sign my petition on getting Palantir out of our NHS - now at over 110,000. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop…

We'll add it to the long list of things you don't understand

IRAn cOuLd

Ah, that ain't good. That ship should've sailed waaaaay back

Hey look Anders Breivik's muse has logged on.

US bombers loading up on UK airstrips before raining down bombs on Iran. Parliament wasn't consulted - and polling shows huge numbers oppose it. When do MPs get a say over our involvement in this war?

You willingly and wilfully appointed an associate of the world's most renowned child trafficker as ambassador. My brother in Christ! That is no mistake, that is complicity.

Politics UK Screaming children you say

Starmer stood by while the US bombed a girls school. Starmer employed a man who was closely associated with a pedo.

I'm really hoping that this turns out to be one of the funniest tweets in 2026

An absolute baddie, respectfully.

Nearly every one of the bad faith actors who did everything they could to take down Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership have been rewarded with lucrative, lifetime seats in the House of Lords: Lord Ian Austin Baroness Ruth Smeeth Lord John Mann Lord Tom Watson Baroness Margaret Hodge

I thought the movie was fine, but then I'm a white guy and I don't think it was made for me.

Oh no! Colour! Waaaaaaaah

Profits: Tesco: £3.1 billion Sainsbury's £1.3 billion Aldi £435 million Lidl £156 million Waitrose £265 million It ain't shoplifters making your prices go up.