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LJ Bryant ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š

@leejamesbryant1

she/her; Literotica writer of contemporary gender-diverse erotica and romance; genderqueer; pansexual

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Not me trying to come up for a 3 letter abbreviation for orange juice for 1 across in the mini crossword todayโ€ฆ Tell me youโ€™re a millennial without telling me youโ€™re a millennial.

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I just realized you donโ€™t have to go to a store & look someone in the fucking eye while they ring you up for condoms anymore. In my day, you had to hand your condoms to a 70 y/o lady at Rite Aid 2 towns over if you wanted to bone. No Amazon. No Gopuff. Not even self-checkout.

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Itโ€™s okay to self diagnose if your intent is to figure out how to treat or manage your ailment. But itโ€™s complete garbage if youโ€™re not actually doing anything to treat it. A diagnosis, even from a doctor, is not an excuse for shitty behavior.

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Petition to discontinue the use of the phrase โ€œhere we grow againโ€ by any and all businesses, whether currently incorporated or to be incorporated in the future.

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New millennial test If you can resist singing this line in this song when it plays in literally any situation, you are definitely not a millennialโ€ฆ That second โ€œnotโ€ is the single best โ€œnotโ€ in music history.

New millennial test 

If you can resist singing this line in this song when it plays in literally any situation, you are definitely not a millennialโ€ฆ 

That second โ€œnotโ€ is the single best โ€œnotโ€ in music history.
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Deer Door Dasher who is โ€œlostโ€ trying to find our house. USE YOUR FUCKING MAP And stop lying, youโ€™re in an apartment complex a mile from me completing an order from a different service.

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I donโ€™t think enough people really understand how hard it is to be a person with an extensive and impressive hat collection who also has really good hairโ€ฆ

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๏ฟผI feel like WOXER Underwear, a company that makes underwear primarily marketed to queer people born female, should maybe be more mindful with how they use the word โ€œpackโ€ in their advertising. I was excited because I thought they were selling packers and packer underwear. Bummer.

๏ฟผI feel like <a href="/wearewoxer/">WOXER Underwear</a>, a company that makes underwear primarily marketed to queer people born female, should maybe be more mindful with how they use the word โ€œpackโ€ in their advertising. I was excited because I thought they were selling packers and packer underwear. Bummer.
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Itโ€™s really so simple, yโ€™all. Democracy requires trust. The idea of a free and fair election is, at its core, just trust. We no longer have trust. We havenโ€™t had it in a decade. We have not had a democracy in a decade. Democracy didnโ€™t die just a few days ago. She been dead.