Now I've seen this, I think we will definitely sign him😂 getfootballnewsfrance.com/2026/crystal-p… #CPFC

A new classic. 😆

This

If Mateta stays then surely he goes into surgery or takes a step back and we still need a striker? Cant have that donkey up front injured for another 3 months, who clearly couldnt give a toss about being here? #cpfc

Starmer has to be so bad when he makes Badenoch look she knows what she's doing #PMQs

This is a good break down of Gen X and older millennials

Instead of watching a Netflix movie, watch this masterclass on Claude Code Complete Vibe Coding Guide

Get the feeling the chairman said to him ‘what you’re doing is just not good enough’ and he’s parroting it out #CPFC

Let’s see if we can hit it today #CPFC

Toilet #cpfc

What the fook has happened to our wing backs? Most crazy transformation of a team, so amazing when Mitchell and Munoz are on fire but now sideways and backwards non stop #cpfc

Have we won a single long throw or lob into the box? Get Giessandon FFS, need to start playing through them #cpfc

Fkg yes #CPFC

🚨 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest have written to the Premier League to complain about Crystal Palace reaching 35 points, Marinakis claims it’s not fair. #NFFC #CPFC

Swear Arsenal training contains ‘falling over regularly’ sessions - never seen such a bunch of cheating, roll around the floor wankers, not even convincing most of the time.

Arguably the best cover of ‘Thunderstruck’ ever recorded.

Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 Sad but true