I hated waking up early for school and celebrated on my last day of Matric. Only to have kids and realise I'll be going through that allllll over again 🙆🏾‍♀️😭😭😭😭

I now look at people differently. As role players in my life. This way I hold no expectations on whether they stay or leave. If they leave, they were here to teach me a lesson and I let go with an open heart. If they stay, they are choosing to be part of my life journey.

Speaking in jargon to prove your intelligence. It's a no from me 😌

My 30's have made me a better person. I was so selfish in my 20's.

My husband is the best 🤭😊 angifuni ukungasho

Before the lmao emoji 😂 was this :''''''''''''''D

So where is the electricity for this flag that lights up at night going to come from? 🤔

Out of ALL the scientists in the world, have NONE of them come up with pills to cure a hangover?

Ke stage 8 kamona, kamo ke di rate hike, kamo ke petrol, kamo di educational flag TSA 2million. Le re redule kae mara hobane Satafrika yona haikhona. Khilik!

Broke a vase today. My 6 year old's response: "Now you don't have to tell us to stop going near it anymore. You broke your OWN vase. How does that feel? 👀" Me: "Bathong ngwana towe"

This upcoming Man City match... 🙆🏾‍♀️🥴 Requesting prayers ya'll 😜

Mini Jagermeister a day, keeps the flu away 😂😂😂 ok kadlala try it at your own risk 😜

Let's be honest. The police force in this country get trained and paid to certify documents NOT to investigate serious crimes 🤷🏽‍♀️

If he gives you the password and access to his phone, believe you me, he has another phone you don't know about 🤭

Has Pep apologised to Yaya yet? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Please second half. Asomblief.

Man Cityyyyyyy 🍾💙💙💙💙💙

3 goals in 5minutes. If that's not tenacity, I don't know what is. Man City 💙💙💙😌

Danko! And goodnight 💙

Today ehloka gin & tonic struu 🤞