Is there much of an ethical difference between wearing stuff from Temu vs wearing stuff from Kohls or something? Except you can maybe wash stuff from Kohls without it immediately falling apart.

It’s very uncomfortable when you notice a new sign of again on your face and it’s still almost imperceptible and you know that if you had money you could probably keep it from getting worse but you don’t so you just have to keep putting on your cheap serums and stuff

I got a phone interview at a big pharmaceutical company 😓

Apparently the Mets are doing so bad they got my dad watching the Knicks for the first time in like 25 years

I say y’all sometimes just because it’s fun but I’m mostly you guys or the occasional youse guys

Big Booty Bitches - ALostPeople (2008)

You guys need to check out Wegmans. The bread is fresh af

I was recently in an Aritzia for the first time and all the clothes in there were like bizarro-world attire

Mike Vrabel walking into the Titans facility on a 4-game losing streak listening to the worst playlist ever made by his side chick

2026 nfl mascot summit 📍: indianapolis

Martin Luther, 1517:

I don’t talk to ChatGPT about personal matters, only professional. Well I also asked it about that worm that the cat puked up.

goat: is this guy threatening me?!? Cat: is this guy flirting with me?!?

On Instagram reels, people will mix up a whole bunch of bullshit to satisfy their sweet tooth when they could literally just have a serving of ice cream for less calories.

Seeing everyone post pictures of their wedding dresses for the last few days

This sounds so incredibly fake. It reads like the script of a cheap pornography. Gooners have now gotten so advanced that they are filing lawsuits to enhance their public humiliation.

Lately when I find myself in a social situation but I’m feeling kind of weird and unfriendly, I ask myself what Anne from Anne of Green Gables would do. I usually don’t want to do it but I figure baby steps yknow?

My hair sucks because when I have conditioner in it in the shower I can brush it out no problem no knots or tangles or anything, but the second I step out of the shower, it gets all matted up in an instant. Literally seconds.