Keir Starmer, women can have a penis. David Lammy, men can grow a cervix. Heidi Alexander, you can be a llama. Lisa Nandy, trans women are women. This is the same Labour government who following the unrest after Southport said spreading misinformation online will lead to arrest.

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When no-one tells you the security guard you starting on is former heavyweight Julius Francis! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊

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'He's just strolling. Pots from anywhere. Walks around not a care in the world. Two minutes later he's on 65. Frightening.' Mark Williams compares Zhao Xintong to Ronnie O'Sullivan and rates his chances of matching the Rocket's records. metro.co.uk/2025/05/05/mar…

OH MY DAYS, Absolute scenes for Isidors goal against Coventry 😍😍 #SAFC

Corbynism is socialism in a student hoodie, naïve, entitled, economically illiterate and morally bankrupt. It’s the politics of people who’ve never built anything, telling everyone how to run everything. A cult of envy. Built on the idea that anyone who’s got more than you

This is pretty spectacular by Sunderland 😍👏

SUNDERLAND HAVE SCORED A 122ND MINUTE WINNER IN THE PLAY-OFF SEMI FINALS!!!!!! GENERATIONAL LIMBS 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Sunderland’s 121st minute winner, to send them to Wembley, captured from the stands. Moments like this are what it’s all about!! LIMBS!! 😍👏 #SAFC

Another angle of the pandemonium at Sunderland 😍😍😍

The Sunderland club commentary on THAT goal is even better than you’d expect 🤣👏

Reaction from Le Bris and the staff 😍 #SAFC

SUNDERLAND BEAT SHEFFIELD UNITED TO EARN PROMOTION TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE! 🏆

SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍

My fucking word 😁😁😁⚫⚪⚫⭐Bonkers Dog ↙️

They Wheyyy before the ball hits the net 😂 listen to that noise man 😍😍 #SAFC

NINETY PLUS FIVE 🤯🤯🤯

The scenes at Wembley 🙌 Sunderland AFC here are the goals that promoted you to the Premier League 🔴⚪️ #safc

𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡! Thanks to @FootballBobbles, we have their #SAFC ARMSTRONG hat (size L) to give away - based off the classic kit that we wore in the 1992 FA Cup Final To enter, simply RETWEET this post! Competition closes Sunday @ 5pm - good luck!