Fuck you Buster Posey

Suck my balls ESPN and Disney. I will never subscribe to your service. I will illegally pirate your shit until my dying day you fucking greedy cucks. You don’t get to ruin football. Fuck you.

BO BICHETTE ON ONE KNEE PIMPS ONE OFF OHTANI

Gay son.

It’s not a Saturday in the SEC without a night game starting 20 minutes late.

Gotta be the mood for this week

Gators

Burn in hell Florida

Make them quit.

I want Florida tears.

I call all my friends retards. Just something guys do. Not that complicated. They’re: - Really special to me - Exceptionally talented - Thoughtful - Always inspiring - Relentless at chasing goals - Doing their best (always) - Stupid faggots

I’m choke slamming my infant son, my dog is jacking his shit in the other room, playoff football is on. Life is good.

Reminder to eat Captain D’s

Welcome to Cooperstown, Andruw Jones!

#shrink

Quit your job triple h. Fuck you man

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

No woman, we are not watching Olympics tonight. A-10 basketball is on.

Saint Joseph’s mascot “The Hawk” is averaging 3,500 Flaps Per Game (FPG), with over 100,000 total flaps per season 🤯 On a per-40 basis, The Hawk leads the nation in Flap Efficiency. The underlying metrics show no late-season drop-off. Sustainable motor. 📊