I'm absolutely losing my shit at this ĀÎ gen yearbook

only people from new jersey know this but once a year you can wake up and make a real fat fucker of a sub and eat it for breakfast if you want to

Stockholm Arlanda airport is a dire national embarrassment and the highest priority of every person living in Sweden should be fixing it.

When the bartender hands me my 16th ice cold miller lite at 11:45am

Celine Dion the fucking goat

This is sick

I can’t think of anything better than “when my joint get to bumping it’s on i wink my eye at you’re bitch if she smiles she’s gone”

🐐

There’s just schizophrenics posting ads about nothing on this website now

He's staying.

the world is my Playground

🇬🇧🏃Man runs 26.2 miles dressed as Big Ben for the London Marathon but gets his costume stuck on the finish line.

Horrendous to see Bethpage this gettable after how much ink was spilled over Marco Simone

9/11 was an inside job #skyscraperlive

A Chopt Creative Salad Co. salad just gave me diarrhea faster than any sweetgreen ever has