.NYCT Subway in a nutshell

Y’all when I tell you I screamed

Gay culture is hungover online beach caftan shopping over brunch together.

The thing that NEVER FAILS to blow my mind about heterosexuality is being content to walk that slow.

Black people are deadass saying “stop killing us” and there are people saying “but”

This is one of the most absolutely insane moments I've ever seen on live television.

#questionablerelationshipgoals: having "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" on your list of "Our Songs" both ironically and completely unironically

Classical music at the vax site: cool! "Night on Bald Mountain": less cool...

Dear @kristinameister: I'm ASSUMING you've been in on what's up, through like 10 levels of intermediaries, unless Riptide is just kinda handling this ENTIRE thing on your behalf at this early stage, but I would like to introduce myself and say HI, IT ME! 👋👑🔫💗🤍💜🖤💙

Oh look, it's me. Most of my friends are very good about this. Thank you for understanding that when I'm hiding, it has literally nothing to do with loving you.

To the phone bank staffer who just cold-called me: I'm so sorry, you had your whole thing SO DOWN that I honestly didn't realize you weren't a robocall until after I'd already hung up on you mid-sentence. 😖

These are all real quotes from senior Israeli officials.

I'm sorry, my least favorite genre of musical, without reservations, is "omg this is a MUSICAL! Isn't that FUNNY!?"

Growing up even partly Asian-American, you don't even realize when it happens... And then one day, you see someone standing IN THE MIDDLE OF A RUG with their SHOES ON and you just

In a gay bar and "Slave 4 U" comes on...and literally all I can think about is how much I miss Broadway Star!!!! at Barracuda on Monday night.