“I hope this email finds you well.” How the email found me:

Fair play to Prince Harry, getting paid $20 million to share the kind of stories I tell strangers for free in the smoking area after one shot of sambuca

Girl, when you find a sister in someone who is not blood.. Keep her.

Don’t get me wrong, sometimes my job is stressful as hell. But then sometimes I get home, get into bed and actually think, I’ve actually delivered babies today🥹 #blessed

ngl the age i'm turning this year sound serious & i don't like it 😭

Me leaving bottomless brunch at 1am:

The girl serving me at starbies this morning holding up the queue so she could show me what hair products she is using and how to get glossy locks was a whole mood and I’m living for it

To the people who saw Drake at the Apollo, what’s it like being God’s favourite

the staff in tesco press the ‘customer is clearly over 25’ button a bit too confidently these days

me after being awake for an hour

“stay hydrated” me being hydrated:

When you’re back in your space after being with others for too long

Every single time I start to question my life things fall right into place… Sometimes you just need to breathe and trust the process. (I’ve just landed myself a 10/10 new job🥹🥹🥹🥹).

me trying to hold in my “I love you guys” speech when the liquor hit

it’s always something

me as soon as i feel a drop of rain:

You know you’re grown when a full food shop, fresh flowers and a veggie lasagne cooked from scratch brings you nothing but joy

me mid conversation with anyone