If they were any better it'd be illegal x.com/brendan905/sta…

I have this awesome app that shows me what I would look like as a fat person. It’s called Camera.

ME TRYNA LEARN ALL THESE NEW DRAKE LYRICS AT THE SAME TIME:

To Iranian President Rouhani: THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESS’S BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND

All I want is *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* you and your beautiful soul

Me when I walk into the theater on October 5, 2018 to see A Star is Born

me when my best friend arrives in hell with me

Is there a disease where you can’t stop listening to the Dixie Chicks... like the forever obsessed w good music disease?

Leader of Islamic Center of Pittsburgh announces Muslim community has raised more than $70,000 for synagogue attack victims and their families. "We just want to know what you need ... If it's people outside your next service protecting you, let us know. We'll be there."

I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: smarturl.it/NewLightVideo