First official day as a stay-at-home mom. Morgan: “When you gonna leave?”

I just became incensed about the price of greeting cards in case you were wondering if I am very, very old.

I 100% thought the lyrics to Save Your Tears were “met you once under a spicy spoon” and only learned today that it is actually “a Pisces moon”

Refreshing Ticketmaster and StubHub every two seconds hoping someone needs to sell their Harry Styles. ticket for tonight at @RMFieldHouse 🙏🏻

Second year in a row that my kids didn’t mention carving pumpkins so we didn’t have to do it

"Mom can we go to the Outback so we can see a duckbill platypus? It looks like a duck but it's a little bit longer. Maybe sissy can be one for Halloween, and I'll be a car umbrella." -Morgan

UNCENSORED WILL SMITH FOOTAGE AS SHOWN ON AUSTRALIAN TV

Is this the first time I’ve watched live TV in a year? Yes. Did I witness Oscar history with a live assault on stage? Also Yes.

Hey Kevin Costner maybe don’t start that story by calling it an “adult movie”

Haven’t worked a shift at my former job in 11 months and still have the reoccurring nightmare that it’s showtime and my rundown is empty. So that’s fun. #producer THATNEWSLIFE

Why does Subway smell better than it tastes?

Morgan announced his favorite character in SpongeBob is Squidward. That tells you everything you need to know about him.

That’s my boy, Player of the Week!

Had a great time hiking with some of my friends from ⁦Kenston TES⁩ this afternoon!

“Stop calling me a wet anus, Mo.” -Brendan (it’s not even 8 a.m.) 🫣

Thank you to our Mystery Readers last week and this week! Ms. Moon and Mrs. O’Brian! 😊😊 Kenston TES #kenstoninspired

Had a great time hanging out at ⁦Kenston TES⁩ this morning! So many smiling faces! ⁦KenstonSchools⁩

Go #bombers Kenston TES 💙

THREE people in the last ten minutes asked me how to pronounce my name. “Is it Lay?” “Is jt Layah?” “Is it Lee?” Is this the twilight zone?

Clean up on Aisle 2! Rowan had the best time at her Target party!