If you are a sweet person stay away from customer service these MFS will turn you into the joker.

me holding my pet up to the mirror saying “look it’s u”

I be paranoid as shit riding down Franconia i know it’s a fairfax Ford Explorer hiding in a trash can somewhere

literally so what if I got my ass ate on a boat in New York, sue me

Relevant

retiring

imac pics 

peak satisfaction is smashing a Von Duprin 98/99 after a long day of work

If PPP come bac jus kno I’m on da laptop going hard BING BONG 😂💯

no one cared who i was until i put the suit on..

nice to know ppl think ab me <333 feeling a lot of love <3

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 8 Mar 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

the overturning of roe v wade makes jews, muslims, and hindu people unable to practice their religion. religion only matters in a debate when it’s about christian’s

No offense, but there is no fucking way the ruling is 6-3 in favor if I started chanting my Torah portion on the 50 yard line.

Sorry for being insane do u still think I’m hot