went to the gym don’t be surprised if i look like a crumb tomorrow

they're finally here! and translucent enough to see ducky through! shipping starts today 💙

most hectic part of the night is hands down battling uber/lift coupons/discounts

overstimulated

healthy relationship weight is real and im (un)fortunately struggling

when they put me on antipsychotics my crazy went away but so did my metabolism

all of my work friends are quitting. when is it my turn ??

my lab tested random dollar bills and there are traces of meth, cocaine, ketamine, PCP, and heroin on them 🥳🥳 wash your hands folks

if i’m playing overcooked i have no friends

fell down the stairs at ke$ha tits our tour tbh

id make a damn good housewife *wink wink* kale

tragedy has struck our house. kailies favorite dinner is my least favorite. we compromise and have it once a week

going to trivia scared bc no one wants a dumb bitch on their team (me)

my mom once told me dragonflies bite so yeah i believed that until the age of 26

hey twitter im engaged and THIS is my fiancé!!!!!!

do you think your therapist secretly judges you, even though it’s in their job scope not to??

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support