*checks bank after night out* me:

Me on a Sunday reflecting on the Saturday night

Staying in n staying sober is overrated i'm bored oot my banger. Fresh weekends is certainly no the way forward ye's are aw liars

me setting up my bathroom ready for my shower karaoke

Can’t believe a just Ordered a Nando’s of just eat and it’s saying it’s been delivered:))) some tramp in my street is eating it the now 😭 raging

Nephews all excited cos schools shut hahahahahahah try keep that same energy when nan dies 👍🏽

Me falling in life and acting like I’m okay 😂💀 Bretman Rock Pascual

free all my beautiful teenage girls from “my fitness pal”

Best thing that’s ever happened to me is 100% learning to be independent and being content in my own space. So much inner peace when your not chasing things that don’t serve you 🤍 whoever stays stays and whoever leaves leaves I couldn’t care less

I know I sound so generic but I actually crave Nandos everyday it’s not ok

Will never understand people who don’t want to see others do well. Jealousy and insecurity must be horrible to suffer from 🤒

calling my best friend to tell her i did what she told me not to do

normalize being private af and not telling everybody everything

I cannot wait for the light mornings and nights again its been winter for about 10 year