I don’t know anything about horoscopes but apparently this is peak Scorpio behavior ?

the year is 2019, you're deciding what to wear to go to the bar with your friends. you hop in a lyft, no masks in sight. purell? never heard of her. you hug a friend and drink a vodka soda from a glass that someone hands to you. everyone's touching their face. life is good

If anyone is wondering how I fold a fitted sheet

"It's a pandemic, baby" I whisper to myself as I hit 'purchase' to saturate my serotonin and dopamine receptors

2020 we are tired sis!!!! TIRED!! T I R E D

I was today years old when I found out that spaceships land in the ocean

Whoever invented burpees was miserable

if you don’t sleep with a fan on full blast you’re a psycho

PUT YOUR HOOPS IN AND REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

YES!!!

Best section in the park. 13/10 would pet 😍 #NationalDogDay

Me on September 26th

Dr. Fauci should get to shoot the candidates with a Haldol blow dart when they start yelling out of turn

I feel like I’m watching a Facebook comment feed in real time

Bf’s are so cute until they eat all your snacks and insist on being the little spoon

Fracking is bad, actually