“my brother used to call it eating out of the trash” im crying 10/10 no notes

as an eldest daughter track 5 and i are going to be spending a LOT of time together i am BAWLING #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

the post first listen nap is about to hit so good brb will be ready to be on the internet soon

i’m sorry you hate the glitter gel pen songs but some of us like to feel happiness and fun

the amount of lyrics i’m already singing along with is a testament to the years i’ve spent training my brain to absorb taylor’s lyrics like a sponge. like the album has been out for 22 hours and im yapping along with her 😭

can’t explain it but i suddenly don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks about taylor swift or her music. i used to feel the need prove them wrong, but idc anymore. yall are gonna hate her no matter what she does so stfu and lemme dance

im not a smart swiftie so im just gonna keep streaming the life of a showgirl and partying until y’all figure out jigsaw’s new saw trap

whoever was in charge of checking my emails when i was off work last week is so far past my bad books that they actually need to never admit to me that it was them because WHY did i come to work to this many emails and tasks that weren’t dealt with i am RAGING

just watched the last episode of tony & ziva and i’m having a little cry this spinoff is my favourite thing

my brother said “thanks for babysitting my child” as though said child isn’t my niece and my best friend and the absolute light of my life like sir this is QUALITY TIME don’t ever call it babysitting again

got told we could leave work at 3pm but one mf decided to not do their work and now we’re all still here 💀

i have been nap trapped into watching the rugby sos

i’ve been at this bus stop for 3 all too well ten minute versions and i still haven’t seen my bus i can’t believe arriva have the nerve to charge me £82 a month for a bus ticket and have frequent and reliable on their signs for THIS 🙄😤

could really go for a crisp can of “1,2,3, let’s go bitch” inside a sold out stadium right now

laundry is by far the absolute worst part of being adult, like yes your laundry basket is empty now because you did laundry today but did you eat, sleep, bathe, generally exist today? sorry, you’ve still got laundry to do! it never ends! there’s always more to do!

i just know jamie oliver is to blame for this