It’s going to be so funny when, as always, Elon musk doesn’t do the massive piece of charity he publicly announced he will do and these people look dumb

Imagine thinking this is real when the same guy claimed we were getting checks in the mail from DOGE and that he would pay to cure world hunger

These people think we are dumb enough to this expensive oil is actually a good thing!

In my pilot about wanting to do nothing I wore an Orange Cassidy shirt as he does nothing as well as anyone

Sometimes I feel bad about getting mad over wrestling and tweeting too much about it but then I remember this guy has been having a public crash out over hating AEW for months and it makes me feel better

People who think stuff like this is because of “woke” and not because Cadbury would like to have their product identified as something to buy outside just one season are so fucking stupid. It’s like thinking Dunkin’ Donuts changed to just “Dunkin” because donuts was offensive

My favorite thing is this isn’t about anything. Nothing happened that she is tweeting this about. She just says it in publicly multiple times a week out of no where lmao

Being back in Los Angeles has me feeling the creative spirit and energy I had in college. Working on project after project. I love it

This character tells E she is “one of the guys” like four times while wearing a tight dress at the office. A girls best friend!

Also: a white woman???? With duct tape over her mouth because society “wants to silence her”?! Wow how original!

There used to be a guy outside the Philadelphia Phillies baseball stadium who sold glowing plastic light sabers after the games. What Star Wars had to do with baseball I never knew

Pro wrestling needs more talent taking big creative swings. The amount of wrestlers who spend years in stagnation, refusing to change to evolve in fear of failing, is ridiculous. Every character won’t hit, but those that do can become ‘Timeless’.

I think this is a dumb argument to have but the third “highlight” in this video being a master lock challenge with Chris masters is killing me

One thing about me is I fucking love lofi music

This post keeps getting recycled and they never even imply that this girl is supposed to be considered fat at all, let alone to a comical level. She is just an annoying college freshmen

The goal should be to have a good close family but also be totally normal so your kids aren’t weird. If you do this too much your kids will become losers at school and you are punishing them

In the famous Ted Lasso dart scene it’s absolute bullshit when he tells Rupert “a curious man asks a lot of questions, like have you played a lot of darts Ted?” Rupert CLEARLY asks Ted “do you like darts?” And Ted is like “yeah a little”. THAT is Rupert being curious!!!

Danhausen and Robbie are a match made in heaven

Jan got me into challenge rom hacks. This moment to kick off pokemon platinum kaizo is hilarious

Shawn Michaels swears in his autobiography that it's ridiculous to claim he wouldn't put Bret Hart over at Wrestlemania 13. Pages later he details a conversation with Vince Mcmahon where he does exactly that, but insists "if Vince had really insisted, I would have done it"