happy birthday to my close and personal friend phil lester

quaalude would make a beautiful name for a child

york you were everything to me

just got a clearblue ad on an ace attorney video . i promise you no one watching needs that i PROMISE you this pivot your targets somewhere else

third time in a row ive been ID’ed which is odd because i personally feel i look more like a re-animated corpse than ever. but maybe that is the secret to youth

I AM SO FUCKING PURPLE

they did this for me and key btw

half star reviews of my letterboxd top four …

does anyone know? just in general

keep getting scared that im gonna open a door or a draw or perhaps even my bag and theres gonna be a crab in there and i won’t know what to do

NEOBONG SPOTTED AT 5SOS MANNY I HOPE YOURE OKAY DIVA

(through guttural sobs) THUMBS UP BABY👎

cannot begin to express how much “we love you, from the moon” has fucked me up actually

im going to be the first human emotional support animal and theyre making a special vest for me and perhaps even a little hat

in my room going YOOOOOWCH! at the top of my lungs because who fucking cares anymore literally nothing matters