This but it’s me making my friend take a photo of me at the function

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

tikt*k been encouraging people to treat lyrics like pull quotes for a while now, and I think the new album is a reflection of that.

How do the audience on #InsightSBS keep a straight face? I’d honestly be there like: 🫨😦😯🫢😲

food poisoning is wild, your body is just like ‘how quickly can I delete this?’

MY GIRL RIDING SIDE SADDLE 🥲

Fred again.. in Sydney rn is Mardi Gras for straight men

DON’T BREAK MY SOUL, MY ACHY BREAKY SOUL

Went on a hinge date and he tried to guess my star sign repeatedly without asking a single thing about me

And I think that’s the state of modern dating

PADAM 🥹

Paul Mescal running away from you in the park:

but the real question is - will Jacob Elordi be at the Parkes Elvis Festival ??

I’ve made you a festive playlist to match the Australian heat! 🦐

Almost 3 hours of local talent, without a Mariah or Bublé (no shade to either) in sight.

Inspired by food, warmer temperatures and kickin’ back, plus some Christmas cheer/sneer - enjoy!

open.spotify.com/playlist/37eLt…

*the ABC

Dads don’t remember your friend of 15+ years’ name but they know exactly when the southerly is coming

RIP to every Year 12 Drama examiner who’s had to sit through this monologue. #TheBear