STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SCOTCH FUCKING EGGS AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS PROPERLY

🍻Competition Time!🍻 We are opening this amazing BrewDog beer hotel in Edinburgh with beer on tap in all the rooms & fridges in the shower for shower beers. Opens Q3 2021. Retweet for a chance to win a 2 night stay for 2! 3 lucky winners will be picked at random 🙂

Imagine being given £30K to renovate your state-funded home, and then asking others to pay £58K more even if it means shredding any integrity you have left. All because you think you’re too good for John Lewis. And all in a pandemic. Boris Johnson is a disgrace to Number 10.

I just visited Scotts Port Edgar. This is what I thought: #feeditback reviews.feeditback.com/scorecard/UqjE…

Spotted in Edinburgh 👀 martin compston Shrine #lineofduty

Hi Ticketmaster CS I have 2 tickets up for re-sale and one of them has sold which is fine. I now wish to remove the listing for the 2nd ticket as a friend now wants it and I can’t seem to do it. They were put on as a pair but only 1 has sold. Please help!

We’ve got a pair for tickets for @nufc vs Crystal Palace up for grabs this Wednesday night ⚫️⚪️ To enter: ➡️ Follow FUN88 🔁 RT this post Oh and the winner will get to do the FUN88 HT Challenge! 😆 #NUFC | #NEWCRY

Today marks the 53rd anniversary of the #StonewallRiots - a crucial turning point for the LGBTQ+ rights movement that has inspired decades more progress. It's also the moment from which we're proud to take our name 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @nufc vs Man City on Sunday 21st August. To enter: ➡️ Follow FUN88 🔁 RT this post Winner picked at random and announced this Sunday evening 🙌 #NUFC | #MCFC

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for #NUFC vs Aston Villa this weekend and the chance to take part in the FUN88 HT challenge. To enter: ➡️ Follow FUN88 🔁 RT this post Winner picked at random and announced on Thursday! 🙌 #NEWAVL | #AVFC

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for Newcastle United vs Chelsea this weekend 🎟🎟 To enter: ➡️ Follow FUN88 🔁 RT this post Winner picked at random and announced on Friday 🤝 #NUFC | #CFC | #PL

Getting ready for Office Taskmaster this afternoon! #taskmaster Taskmaster Alex Horne

⚫⚪ Newcastle United have equaled their longest undefeated run in history. 🎟 We're giving away Hospitality tickets for you and four friends for Newcastle United vs Liverpool. To enter: 🔁 Retweet this post ✅ Follow BoyleSports T&Cs apply. #NUFC | #LFC

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Our response to the Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's comments during #PMQs today:

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You can think what you like about Greta Thunberg. But what she is doing is legendary and heroic and history will never forget her for standing with humanity 🇵🇸❤️🙏

I’m fundraising for LGBT Youth Scotland. Check out their JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/lauren-ca…

🎄#CORRIE COMPETITION!🎄 Fresh from the #CoronationStreet Experience shop! 1st prize: Hand-made, embroidered Rovers Christmas tree decoration Two runners up: Corrie tote bags Just follow us, like and retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning. Closes 29/11 at noon.