Can petrol and diesel come back down to £1 a litre now please, thanks.

Honestly so excited for some time away with the mrs, get me to that lodge and in that hot tub now.

Me boyfriend just called me a catfish after asking him which picture I should choose for my next Facebook profile picture. I didn’t ask if I’m a catfish, I asked which ONE? Dick head

Mad how I’m more tired in mornings after 8 hours sleep than I am after 5 hours 🤷🏼‍♂️

I am good to her 😂

I’m becoming a right fat shit again 🙃

Doesn’t get much more depressing than staying at home on Mad Friday because of work, Roll on Christmas Eve 🍻

If it takes you more than a minute to drink a J2O you’re doing it wrong

Juice Burst Apple is one of the denchest drinks on the market

Don’t even think I’ve been in Glad this year yet! Get me in there tomorrow dancing like a clown 🤡

Mushrooms are the dogs bollocks, fried in a bit of butter 🤤

I need to get a Monday to Friday job, Saturdays are honestly gonna be the death of me 👎🏼

Drum and Bass doesn’t get shown enough love

My birthday tomorrow and seeing My Nu Leng tomorrow night at one of Shinobi Hull last events! Fair to say it’s gonna go off 💥🔥

It’s a different feeling on a Sunday night when you know your not at work the next day

Shove all your politics bullshit up your arse 😴😴

The only virus on this planet is the Human race

Actually mad how much dreams can fuck you up 🤯

Nice one! cheers Boris, holidays cancelled, all I’ve got left to say is.....