I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.

I used to vote LibDem. They finally have a solid number of MPs and all you get is a daily dose of clownery. Absolute embarrassment.

Gay men in their 30s when they haven’t been on vacation in three weeks

U dont fw trexs

Why have I left taking this all down to the last minute. I can’t wake up to decorations tomorrow.

Snuck in my first gym sesh of the year at work and it was humbling. Locking in for summer but the anxiety for missing two weeks is real I can’t 😭

Can already hear the opposition. Wdym you shouldn’t be allowed to drive if you can’t see the road?

I wish this were true, gym is rammed

What is honestly the point of constantly being rewarded with 3 months of Spotify premium when it’s only available for those who haven’t had it before? Don’t be fucking tight let me stack it to my sub

‘How do you feel about Amanda?’ She’s cuntly #TheTraitorsUK

Lol

This is not true

Harriet is rude. Nobody has personally slighted you, but you might have fucked herself. #TheTraitors

Me staring at the McDonalds workers at 3am waiting for my double cheeseburger

i cannot put into words how much i love this traitor duo #TheTraitors

Naur, never shame anyone for trying to improve themselves. We all start from somewhere

A real man wakes up, hates his physique, hits the gym, gets a pump, loves his physique, gets home, then hates his physique again

Swapped out hammer curls on the cables for this and the difference was 👌💪 Able to go heavier and sustain with no cheating too. Ty 🙏

We don’t need another minister, too many as is and SoSs. Country needs to deregulate, economy is choked

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