I'm.. benreyyy... psst- wanna see.. cool trick? cool magic trick?

( Reaching up to his head. Because he's definetly a normal human. TWIST CRACK- Pop! He's pulled his head off! And... where did his skin go. ) Skeleton :)

I'm...like... yknow cthulhu? ( He's reaching back and...unzipping the bones. Back to normal Benrey. It's best you don't ask. )

I like... being comprehensible.. I don't like being spooky :( ( he loves randomly scaring people. )

[ READER ] how many... fingers do you have?

if u wanna see... one of the less comprehensible forms... bro.. I'll like.. show ya... cos.. frenship!

( deep breath! he's even hopping. there was some faint cracking- )

[TW// BODY HORROR] but... slower ( CRACK, benrey was shifting and changing... fast! Jeez, those are a lot of arms- )

"Woah... hey... I just forgot how many fingers people have-"

b...booooth.. ( speaking seems to be a pain. not stopping him though, he loves talking. )

not... the worst I have... this is.. fun ( and he's back to normal, a bit of that weird black void substance on his hand. )

"wh... huh?" there's benrey, not truly being in tune with reality again.

"You.. say something?" he's looking at his own hands. he's got 17 fingers on his left hand, and 12 on his right.

There was a glitch... and poof! 5 fingers on each hand. "Yoooo.. thanks bro-"

"Kinda.. forget what humans look like, yknow-" He's always too pale, though.

Benrey has no romance skills... ever. He's got the cluelessness of a guy, only worse. "Alright... sounds cool homie... bro.. amigo-"

"Like... eat an entire blockbuster video store-"

Imagine having a Vermintime. Valebrine. Maplespine Whatever

Eating random items. Nom Nom.

daily reminder: i HATE monika