It’s way too easy to be an asshole sometimes!

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

Working nights on clock roll back blows! #fuckingsiri #13hours

✌️ out #longnight

Fuck it #fuckit

Cale Makar makes skating end-to-end and scoring vs the Flyers look easy

Just finished day 10 of a 17 day/night stretch with only 2 shifts off in the mix. #theburnoutisreal #covidsucks

Chicago injury report tomorrow: Kirby Dach -> IR (Ankles) Marc-Andre Fleury (Groin) Every other player (Jaw) Cale Makar is savage.

BREAKING: Avalanche forward Gabe Landeskog has been fined $20,000 because the NHL and its referees don’t know how to do their jobs

My wife has the patience of a saint #notfromdealingwithme #reachthroughthephone

It’s time Edmonton. It’s time.

The DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGG

Nathan MacKinnon has the ladies in the mile high throwing bras & panties on the ice like he’s Drake for Christ sake. That’s the MVP.

Dark Matter - the new single from Pearl Jam. Stream it now, and pre-order the album, out April 19th: pearljam.lnk.to/darkmatterTP Alexandr Gnezdilov @ThisIsWatt

SABRES WIN!! Boys take a 2-1 series lead with a 4-3OT win. Game hat goes to Keaton Holinaty. OT winner and playing a hell of a game.

Oilers gone wild 🤪 x.com/Gerry39464526/…

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If Trudeau does resign, I'm thanking Trump for trolling him so hard that he had to quit. 😂 x.com/SageListener/s…