Someone needs to come into my work and shop so I have something to do or I'm going to start posting shit like this all day.

Me at work rn

So apparently Netflix cut things off, and I'd just like to say go fuck yourselves. 🤙🖕

POV: You just opened a bag of snacks around 🔞 Kenzie is Deerlicious

Me: Damn, I wonder why I feel like shit today. The trees:

Happy pride

Horny

"Boss, extraction's on the way. Keep... keep it together ya great hairy git." Freddy and Holly, don't worry they had a great afternoon and the miramon Did Not, he'll be fine he does this all the time #dislytefanart

If I ever get magic powers, I want this.

This is the most uncomfortable situation

You know those videos where clout chasers pull over nice cars and ask them how much their car is worth and how much money they make? I want that, but if it's over a certain amount a hit squad drags them out of the car and makes them bite the curb.

You're fucking kidding, why does it actually work tho, lmfao

I've never seen Chainsaw Man, is his dick also a chainsaw? If not, not interested.

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We have seen this before. It was bullshit then, and it’s bullshit now.

Yall if there was a show where people just dunked on kids for money I would watch it.

I wish I had enough money to just spoil all of my friends, especially when they are having a hard time. Most of yall deserve so much better <3

She's been saving this one