me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day:

Omg. I would’ve been on the floor laughing if I was the one recording. 😭😭😭

Now wait a min-

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

Imagine being proposed to in front of Adele and having her sing to you.

Wheny you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster..

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial

?

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

when you fake laughed twice already and they still talking

Happy President’s Day @tonygoldwyn

It’s getting harder and harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.

when i use “🙂” this is what i mean

When I clean my room and I find things

me reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out :

me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated & on 3 hours of sleep:

Someone lighting a cigarette me:

yell HEAR YE HEAR YE

And on the beach at 8 w a drink in hand lol