“This Oopsie doopsie seems intentional...”

Cue a very belated yet equally cheerful “Fuck yeah, girl power~!”

“Two separate reasons why I’m an asshole.”

“Killed small and innocent mice and birds who were trying to just live out their lives and feed their young.”

“Then why present it to their masters who feed them necessary nutrients?”

“And I give them the present of an ever living hell.”

“And it’s because of that fucking annoying ego of theirs, that worthless need for praise, that I torture them.”

“Well neither is a dead rodent.”

“I wonder if I could trick Miku into thinking I’m Rin...”

“That means it is, doesn’t it?”

“That means I’m right again!”

“Which is like the stamp of proof to my theory.”

“Miku with the backless and a bra is hotter than she is without. I said it.”

“YOU’S MORE LIKE A BITCHIOID!” He shouted in @witchIoid’s general direction, only to swiftly move up beside her and give her some full candy bars. “But actually you’re an okay and valid loid and shouldn’t let anyone make you think otherwise.”

“Can’t I just fill you with impure thoughts? That’s way more fun.”

“I’d so be down to try out my girl module for that lunar bunny warrior... Though, ya know, it’s kinda identical to Neru.”

“If this isn’t the cutest thing in the world, I don’t care what is.”

“... Shit, ya know what, I didn’t think of those. You’re still second, maybe third place. Definitely the cutest person, though.”

“You’re welcome Cute IA! Cute-ia? Cutia? One of those.”

“Aye-uh Aye-uh Aye... Fine, standardly cute name for the outstandingly cute girl.”