I will never tell what my son's name is short for... Because do believe I may have forgotten... #WhatIsFerbShortFor

Linda, darling, do you remember what Ferb's real name is?

Ferbs. Was that really what it was? What were we thinking?

Look how cute and tiny I was in the 80s! Eep!

Bow chicka bow wow.

I was just informed that that was not just a fun sound to make! Terribly sorry. Was not implying anything!

I remember doing the Time Warp...

It's just a jump to the left...

My beautiful family ❤

I slept rather well last night!

🎶 She's got an alien heart 🎶 💚

Lindana and Max Modem, eh? But I wanted to be Magenta and Riff Raff for Halloween!

I can't wait for the holidays to come! The rest of the Fletchers always come down to visit! I miss me old dad and mum so much!

It's Christmas Eve! How exciting! All Our stockings are hung up and ready to go!

I do hope Danville is on the nice list this year. That was a rather strange mix up last year!

I get aggressive watching ball games. I think I scare Lawrence.

Hello, Twitter! Hope you all are having a lovely Valentine's today. I am going out with the wife tonight.

Thank you for the Father's Day wishes. I think today will be a rather extraordinary Father's Day!

Oh, hello! I forgot I had a Twitter account until just now. Happy holidays!

Oh, dear! I do keep forgetting I have this Twitter contraption.